April Introduction (and other words that end in -tion)

A record warm March was a great introduction
For the UK who jumped on a hopeful presumption
That summer would come without interruption
But snowfall has shattered this eager assumption.

Worldwide, drivers saw sat-navs malfunction
Caused by an unknown software disruption
Leaving road users without an instruction
As to where they should turn when they get to each junction.

In Edinburgh Zoo they have held an induction
Hoping their pandas will start reproduction
But the problem is in their genetic construction
They’ve only got 2 days when everything functions.

Meanwhile, Greece has been victim of further dysfunction
As Mount Etna discharged a volcanic eruption
At the same time two Greeks have been charged with corruption
When their antique statue was confirmed reproduction.