Europension

 

As Britain and Russia both enter grandparents into the Eurovision Song Contest past winners lend a helping hand with lyric writing.

Gina G – Just a Little Bit

Ooh aah…think I broke my hip
Ooh aah… when I fell on the floor
Ooh aah… just a little slip
Won’t be walking anymore

ABBA - Waterloo

Need the loo – Bladder was weak and I had to go,
Need the loo – Worried my legs were moving too slow.
Need the loo – I was just desperate to get to you,
Need the loo – now it’s too late and I’ve followed through.

Lulu – Boom bang-a-bang

My heart goes
boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
Loud in my ear
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
-STROKE-