Jubilees are Forever

Prime ministers aren’t forever,
It doesn’t take too much to sack them,
Only for the party not to back them.
They may resign in the night,
I’ve a fear that they might, desert me.
But monarchs are forever,
This year’s her diamond celebration.
As the master of games
She’ll lead a fleet down the Thames,
And cross the UK.

It’s not from love
That I’m making a big fuss,
They’ve gave a bank holiday to us
And I’m happy to doff
To get a day off, from working.

Monarchs are forever,
She’s outlasted Churchill and Blair
For sixty years she’s hung in there.
MPs are mere subjects who
Are not worth going to, the polls for.

I don’t need Cameron,
And what good will Clegg do me?
Lizzy never lies to me,
When the Tories are gone
She’ll last on.